Best of the Velocity Matches #7

 
Albert vs John Cena, 10/1/2002

First time in a while Albert faces another young heavyweight in the rookie John Cena. And Albert basically wrestles like a 2002 Walter here stiffing Cena around and smacking him. He had some pretty nice knee strikes and his Bicycle Kick looked absolutely unreal. Cena wasn't as good as he has looked in previous matches but he was fine enough. And he wins it with the Protobomb for the first time, too! Poor Albert just couldn't catch a break, jobbing to Funaki and now rookie Cena.

Billy Kidman vs Doug Basham, 10/1/2002

Doug Bashham is really amusing here looking like a total creep with his greasy hair and leather pants. It was his second match on TV too. Kidman is super nice here, taking a huge bump for Doug over the rope. Doug had some slick moves - a cool bow and arrow against the buckle, nice quick russian legsweep, a flying leg lariat from the rope that was really cool. It's almost weird how much offense Kidman gives Doug in this match. You don't know what Doug Basham of all people is gonna do in a 5 minute 2002 TV match and that makes this fun. Kidman wins it with the Shooting Star and Doug is sent back to developmental.

Tajiri vs Shannon Moore, 10/1/2002

Eh, Moore isn't that good. He is athletic enough and that's fine with me, but his character doesn't go far beyond 'he trained with the Hardys'. Tajiri is the Velocity god though and he does some really nice legwork on Moore here and kicking him in the face for good measure. To be fair Moores leg selling was quite good and it produces some interesting results because of his athletic style. The spin kick to the back of Tajiris head was surprisingly brutal, too.

 Chavo Guerrero vs Crash, 10/8/2002

A match up that will make any 2002 Velocity superfan excited. Both these move really well and precise, and they just do that little extra to make a 4 minute throwaway match memorable. In this case Chavo does a really nice job working attacking Crashs neck. Crash makes a really nice comeback to constantly selling his neck. Like, he would make Chavo bump, but had to clutch his neck, so he couldn't follow through for the usual 'guy takes 2 clotheslines in rapid succession' spot. Pretty nice. He even takes the time to give Chavo some payback by elbowing his neck and bouncing his head against the turnbuckle. Chavo takes it with a nasty Brainbuster. Good stuff.

Albert vs Funaki, 10/8/2002

Albert is trying hard to escape 'Velocity jail' as he called it. I think he was actually thriving there. I'm really enjoying this match series between him and Funaki. Albert really beats the crap out of the smaller guy in this match and Funaki is great trying to evade him and bombard the bigger man with fast dropkicks and other credible offense. At one point Funaki hit this really hard Dick Togo esque back senton for a nearfall that was just totally awesome. And the 'working the back hair' rules once again. Crowd really got into it, too. Really nice little match series between these two.
 

Best of the Velocity Matches #6

 Tajiri vs Billy Kidman, 9/17/2002

You give Tajiri 4 minutes to have a match, you're gonna get a really nice match. Even though this was short, it had everything. Cool armwork from Tajiri, Kidman doing a nice job selling said armwork and making one-armed comebacks, surprising nearfalls, and a neat finish. Tajiris kicks certainly hold up very well and his Arn Anderson-like focus is just great.

Albert vs Funaki, 9/17/2002

This was really fun. Albert had it rough in 2002, feuding and trading wins on Velocity with Funaki, but he gave his everything into these matches. Really exemplifies hard work. Funaki barrages Albert with fast dropkicks to start, they do some cool big man vs small man action, and Albert clobbers Funaki with great looking Vader hammers. Crowd is really into hating Albert, I guess looking fat hairy and disgusting is excellent heel work in itself. Funaki working Alberts chest hair rules and the crowd popping big for the finish is once again awesome.

Crash vs The Hurricane, 9/17/2002

This has a really amusing backstage promo. Funaki (who had just taken a beating from Albert) interviews Crash backstage telling him he will face THE HURRICANE and Crash does this really funny terrified face. The match is fun too. Hurricane is an amusing goofy babyface and Crash feeds into him in all kinds of interesting ways. Nobody ever talks about guys like Crash or Hurricane anymore and that's why it's cool to discover how they would work a match. Neither guy here is a generic highflying cruiserweight or technician so just the way they do things is cool. There are some fun reversals, Hurricane teasing the CHOKESLAM, a really well timed nearfall for a pin with the foot on the ropes etc. Just fun all around.

 Crash vs Billy Kidman, 9/24/2002

Crash rules. He's such a great stooge, he's sneaky, and he is great at pulling off odd and interesting stuff without coming across as cute. Kidman doesn't show a ton of fire but he is good enough when he needs to sell and he obviously has the athleticism to go hard.. This had some great backwork from Crash, including dropping Kidman over the guardrail with an awesome backbreaker, Crash feeding into Kidman in interesting ways, Crash countering Kidmans bulldog that normally sets up his finish, and then immediately stealing it, plus the way Crash does the finish is awesome.

John Cena vs D-Von Dudley, 9/24/2002

Rookie Cena is a lot of fun to watch. He has really good form on everything, and you don't know what he's gonna bust out. His cookie cutter arm drags and shoulder blocks control segment is cool, and he takes a BIG bump face down to the floor when D-Von cuts him off. D-Von nails him with a really hard clothesline and then takes a big bump of his own missing an elbow drop off the top. Cena at this point is oddly athletic - he hits a really sweet dropkick, counters D-Vons finisher by backflipping out in an impressive display. Great nearfall here when Cena is able to survive D-Vons nasty looking neckbreaker off the ropes. The finish is neat too as they do a callback to the cut off. Cena wins with a sunset flip over the ropes of all things and whoever does that anymore? I love pro wrestling.
 

Best of the Velocity Matches #5

Mark Henry vs Albert, 8/27/2002

This is allllll about Mark Henry and how good he is at this point. He has the awesome strength spots and big athleticism - okay nothing new. He press slams Albert which looks totally awesome, he hits his awesome leaping butt attack through the ropes, and he sells the fuck out of an Albert big boot just flinging himself over the top rope. When a knee from Albert lands slightly awkwardly Henry makes sure to sell his eye. Albert does some nice brief work on the back and Henry makes a really fired up comeback. People were loving Henry, that's for sure. Nice build to the finish too to top of a very good 4 minute big boy TV sprint.

Jamie Noble vs Funaki, 8/27/2002

It's so interesting to see these guy work a condensed junior epic with title match nearfalls in a 5 minute span. Noble is the workrate god of the early days of Velocity, and Funaki can still do some nifty things. They breathlessly run through their stuff to get to the nearfall portion, but it's all fun. Funaki has a slick inside cradle and some more cool pin attempts and reversals. He gets absolutely SPIKED with a nasty reverse piledriver thing from Noble (why the hell did Funaki agree to that?) and hits about the most awesome Tornado DDT you've ever seen this side of Super Delfin for a massive nearfall. Did Funaki even have a finisher at this point? Nice stuff anyways.


Albert vs Billy Kidman, 9/3/2002

I love that Velocity is basically a weekly competition on who can deliver the perfect 5 minute TV match. This was pretty close to a perfect big vs little match. Man Albert can't ever get a win, he can't even beat KIDMAN, but he is so over and the crowd are loud before the match even begins. I really like that he is doing his own thing instead of just being a distaff Vader or generic big guy. The backbreakers variations, vicious knees etc are all really good. Because he's facing Kidman he can really make his shit look good in this match. Kidman is perfectly good here and the way he pulls out the victory is awesome. The crowd flipping out when he gets the 3 is awesome too. It's a meaningless Velocity match but they loved that like he just won the Royal Rumble. 2002 was something else.

John Cena vs Chavo Guerrero, 9/3/2002

It's rookie John Cena! Pre-jorts and everything. The WWE version of black young lion trunks just being oddly coloured shorts is pretty fun. Chavo is great here. He works some fun straight wrestling with Cena, and then he does a fun job stomping his leg and stretching him. Cool submissions, nasty face wash, he was probably high on Shinjiro Otani at the time. Cena sells the fuck out of that leg and he gets a nice comeback and the finish is very nice too. This lasted 7 minutes and while it had less nearfalls than other Velocity matches the build made it feel bigger.

D-Von Dudley vs Shannon Moore, 9/10/2002

I continue to oddly enjoy Reverend D-Von Dudley. He makes for a very good clobbering heel against a blowjob face, and he is willing to bump his ass off. Moore is really fast, hits all of his fancy flying stuff clean, and he has really nice snap on something like a basic back elbow which is something I can't say about many highflying type guys these days. D-Von has a great cut off where he really nails Moore in mid-air with a big clothesline, and he even takes a missed diving headbutt in an awesome nearfall. His finisher looked great, too.

Tajiri & Jamie Noble vs Crash Holly & The Hurricane, 9/10/2002

Well if these aren't a bunch of b-show GODS!! And they work a really nice, breathless 6 and a half minute match. Complete with character work, multiple cutoff spots, and several nearfalls. Really amazing when you think about it. They never slow down, Tajiri and Nobles heel team work is really cool, The Hurricane amuses me, and Crash Holly is really fun too selling FIP and getting a bloody mouth from bumping into the steps hard. All the switches and reversals at the end were catching without ever being too cute. I didn't know Crash was even around in 2002 but this was his first of several Velocity matches and I look forward to seeing more.