Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Shinya Hashimoto, NJPW 2/4/1995
I
have been kinda dismissive of Hiroyoshi Tenzan. Thought he was a not
super interesting guy with some goofy offense, based on a few
mishappen performances in the 2000s. However, over the years my
tastes may have changed, so maybe he deserves another look from me.
I’ve grown to see the point of his persona – he is not meant to
be a kind of refined martial artist like other NJPW peers, he has more of a raw primitive vibe i.e.
he is just a tough savage beast that will try to chop your head off.
It’s a trope in Japanese wrestling that harkens back to the likes
of Thunder Sugiyama, and Tenzan at the very least brings an awesome
mullet.
This,
for starters, was a good fucking match. Well, no shit, it’s a
Shinya Hashimoto big title match. It’s physically impossible for
those to be not good. That said, Tenzan brings his unique
personality. He’s young, mullet not quite at peak level yet, but he
has already embraced his persona of a guy that just never stops
moving forward and trying to hurt his opponent with blunt force. It’s
a really cool dynamic as Hashimoto is such an artist with the way he
uses his kicks. There is some really great use of basic strikes here.
Hashimoto would just absolutely blast him with kicks right under the
chin. Tenzan would look outgunned, but he could occasionally lunge
forward and chop Hashimoto down with something because he’s still a
dangerous animal.
Hashimoto
brings some nice intricate stuff to the match, almost working like
Regal has he goes to take out a leg with a slick drop toe hold, or doing this ridiculously great
armbreaker from a sleeper hold. He is great at bringing a chess match
feel even to a slugfest, some cool strategic feeling and mirroring
like when Tenzan is able to catch him with a spin kick. He also had
this great DDT/Kimura thing that spiked Tenzan right on his shoulder.
In
the end, strategy can’t stop a charging bull. The audience can’t
quite take Tenzan seriously as a challenger, but then he is able to
drop Hashimoto with some rough as fuck bombs, including a powerbomb
that looks like it could kill any regular man. Suddenly Hashimoto has
a busted nose and looks in trouble and the crowd goes white hot.
Hashimoto busts out this awesome sprawling armbar counter to Tenzan and nearly takes his head off with an absolute beauty of a high kick
because that’s what Hashimoto does. Tenzan gets absolutely spiked
on a brainbuster because that’s what it takes.
Verdict:
Another absurdly great Hashimoto performance. Tenzan was pretty cool
too although this would definitely be filed as Hashimotos work.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Shinya Hashimoto, NJPW 8/3/1997
They
are in the semi finals of the 97 G1, so there is quite a bit of wear
and tear on both mens bodies already. This was like watching two
battleships launching missiles on each other until one would sink, the way Hashimoto would take Tenzans spin kick really sells that.
Hashimoto was a freaking tank here, and the crowd by now had taken to
a liking to Tenzan. The hissing noise really emphasizes his
animalistic vibe, like you are entering a pit of snakes. Hashimoto
was really kicking the shit out of Tenzan here, to the point where
Tenzan would get a bloody mouth, while Tenzan kept chipping away
including hitting Hash with a shoot headbutt. Hashs
arm/shoulderbreaker was downright demonic. Chono ended up distracting
the referee, proving shit like that already happened in 90s New
Japan, but Tenzan ended up getting his foot stuck in the turnbuckle
somehow when he went for his diving headbutt in what may have been
the defining moment of the match with how silly and yet dramatic it
was. Tenzan is able to soldier through though just based on his sheer
toughness bombing Hashimoto into oblivion with diving headbutts.
Verdict:
Hashimoto is still by far the cooler wrestler, though Tenzan gave a
good fight completely lacking any finesse and getting by on sheer
toughness.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Kensuke Sasaki, NJPW 8/3/1997
The
finals of the tournament in the same night. Tenzan had just taken a
monster beating, really looking like even just walking is painful,
but fuck does he take to the fight to Sasaki. The way he just moved forward right away punching through the standard lock up and going right at Sasaki was awesome. This is like watching
two caveman fighting, or Conan The Barbarian taking on some half bull half man creature, Tenzan was unrelenting and Sasaki would try to
punch his hard head in. It’s simplistic but it’s molten hot and
Tenzan almost kills Sasaki when he comes down with the diving
headbutt. Not exactly Baba/Destroyer but delivers in spades if you
want to watch two dumb try to smash each other into oblivion in a raw
as fuck battle for less than 10 minutes.
Verdict:
Tenzan has looked primitive next to Hashimoto, but compared to Sasaki
he comes across almost like an artist.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Tatsumi Fujinami, NJPW 7/14/1998
In
general, I have loved the 1998 Fujinami big singles match run, but I
skipped over this match due to my resentments of Tenzan. Turns out it
was a pretty fun match. Fujinami opens with a fast start, then pretty
much toys with Tenzan who is not very technically adept. Tenzan is
able to get by on toughness and start chipping away at Fujinami with
his repetitive offense but also hits a pretty nice calf branding, but
Fujinami would keep outclassing him. There were a few pretty nice
moments, including Tenzan catching Fujinami in a surprise dragon
screw of his own and hitting a diving headbutt to the leg. He even
teased hitting a Dragon Suplex on Fujinami which was pretty
outrageous. Fujinami kept slipping into chokes and by the end he had
outclassed Tenzan again, even slapping him silly like he was
disappointed in his poor performance. It was definitely a bit long
and it could’ve been much better if either guy had decided to
actually sell their leg but in the end the point was to show that
sometimes a challenger can completely shit the bed in a big match.
Verdict:
pretty effective Tenzan performance if you believe that his gimmick
is that he’s a hapless simpleton with a lucky punchers chance.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Kensuke Sasaki, NJPW 2/15/2004
The
first round of a 1 night tournament. We JIP like 2 minutes into a 1
night tournament and Tenzan is bleeding like crazy and Sasaki is just
mauling him with nasty shots. What the fuck is going on here. Tenzan
comes back and he is just beating the shit out of Sasaki and this is
the just the grizzliest thing you’ve ever seen. Tenzan almost kills
Sasaki with a scoop piledriver turned into an emerald fusion. I’ve
no idea why Sasaki hated Tenzan this match but he keeps biting him
and pulling him up and hitting him with insane lariats while Tenzan
is losing so much fucking blood. So. Fucking. Bloody. Tenzan fights
back hitting shoot headbutts and everything. Sasaki ends up getting
distracted by Makabe like the idiot he is and Tenzan is able spike
him with another tombstone for the 3 at about 10 minutes. What the
hell was this. Visceral as fuck, would it have killed them to show
the whole 10 minutes?
Verdict: if this was a match between Kamala and Tully Blanchard or something and even just slightly less violent it would probably be considered a legendary mega-classic. This was fucking sick.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Yuji Nagata, NJPW 2/15/2004
The
same night. Tenzan comes in with a big bandage on his head from the
previous match. They lock up, and almost immediately the bandage
comes off. They mat wrestle a bit, and the blood already starts
flowing out of Tenzans face. It gets all over Nagata. Tenzan
frustrates Nagata, until Nagata has enough and starts kicking him in
his bloody face. Nagata may be no Hashimoto but he knew how to
precisely kick somebody in his wound. Great drama here. Tenzan is
able to survive with sheer toughness and angry shoot headbutting
Nagata some. He’s able to mount a string of offense, until he’s
finally able to land a moonsault which legit Kos Nagata and allows
Tenzan to go to the final.
Verdict: Pretty great stuff here, no question about it.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Genichiro Tenryu, NJPW 2/15/2004
The
finals. What do you think happens in this match? Tenryu goes for the
kill right away kicking Tenzan in the head with a rolling kick then
circles him like a shark smelling blood, kicking and punching him in
his bleeding face. Lord, has anyone ever lost as much blood in a
single night as Tenzan did here? He looks like he’s lost enough
blood to kill a person and Tenryu smacks him so hard the blood flies
off. Tenzan survives some inhuman punishment and Tenryu making him
eat shit on the floor with a northern lights bomb from the
motherfucking apron. But Tenzan is inhumanly tough and the people
keep hissing for the mongolian chop. Tenryu gets shoot headbutted and
by sheer resilience Tenzan is able to outlast him and win the IWGP
title. I can’t even hate the man for his limitations, he was an
animal that night and won it all like a king.
Verdict: What can I say? Tenryu was amazing as usual. Tenzan was basically a bloodbag here but this kind of inhuman toughness deserves respect. This was as great a title win as you can imagine.
Hiroyoshi
Tenzan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura, NJPW 3/28/2004
Hey
– this is a pretty great match! Of course it’s from the era of
NJPW that nerds will tell you sucked but this actually ruled. It was
pretty much in full bloom when it cames to mid 2000s blurred-lines
pro wrestling meets MMA influence, with Nakamura being the submission
artist and Tenzan a really good primitive blunt hitting monster.
Nakamura tries to strike early with Tenzan – his knees look really
good – but he gets met with Tenzan ramming his head into his face
repeatedly. That headbutt to the jaw Tenzan landed may have been the
greatest thing he ever did. He would also stomp on Nakamuras head
pretty hard. Nakamura would try to choke him out and armbar him, and
he had some really good submission entries. It turns into a Tenzan
onslaught with Nakamura just trying to tap him out, but it’s really
compelling, high end stuff. For this kind of pro wrestling meets
PRIDE this was excellent.
Verdict: Probably Tenzans single greatest performance that I've seen. Almost too refined for him, felt like match needed some blood and a cracked skull or something.